"May be boggy after rain" = The last time this piece of earth was dry was during the long hot summer of '76.
"Path indistinct in places" = To locate the path you will require an aerial photograph and geophysics survey.
"Wildlife" = Sheep.
"Variety of wildlife" = Sheep & rabbits.
"An interesting assortment of insect life" = A barrage of flying creatures will be queuing up to bite chunks out of any exposed flesh.
"Path may be overgrown in places" = Be prepared to hack a route Indiana Jones style through the dense vegetation.
"Interesting old pub" = I stopped for a pint of local ale.
"Very interesting old pub" = I stopped for 2 pints of local ale.
"Loveliest pub in the whole world ever" = I've had considerably more than 3 pints of ale and it's now inadvisable for me to drive home.
"Steep in places" = Vertical in places.
"A popular route" = Packed.
"A popular route for tourists" = Starts and ends at a pub.
"Popular with locals" = Everyone will fall silent & stare at you as you enter the pub.
"Plenty of parking" = In the middle of nowhere.
"Spectacular views" = On the few days of the year when the rain, mist and midges aren't getting in the way.
"Follow the way marked route" = Spend 10 minutes hunting for the footpath sign before finding it buried in a hedge and covered with brambles.
If there are any others I missed, do let me know...